Husband Wife Jokes Most Funny Chutkule Wife Jokes

Pati (Gusse Mein): Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha..
Patni Chup
Pati: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha
Patni: Nahi Kaha, Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo.

 

Ek Aadmi Ne Conductor Se Pucha, Aap Kitne Ghante Bus M Rehte Ho?
Condtr:24 Ghante
Aadmi:Wo Kaise?
Condtr:8 Ghante City Bus M or Baaki k 16 Ghnte Biwi k bs m.

 

Patni: Pooja Kiya Kijiye, Badi Balayein Tal Jaati Hai.
Pati: Tumhare Pita Ji Ne Bahut Ki Hogi, Unki Tal Gayi Aur Mere Palle Pad Gayi.

 

Patni: Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Pr Tod Nhi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nhi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH.

 

Wife= Agr mai kho jau, to tum kya kroge
Husband= Mai nirmal baba ke pass jauga
Wife= Baba se kya kahoge
Husband= Baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

 

Patni: suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta h. Meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Pati: Mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand h.

 

 

Pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahe chhupakr rakh do, padosi aa rahe h.
Patni: Kyonji kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
Pati: Are Nhi who apna saman pehchan lenge

 

Patni : Jaanu, kya m aapke sapno mein aati hu,

pati : nhi, kabhi nhi.
patni : kyu ?
pati : yaar, main Hanuman Chalisa padh ke sota hu

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